1. did you play shadow of the colossus 2. what were your thoughts on its water level(s if you count the one you have to steer around)
NO, I HAVEN’T. Though I’ve admired the game from afar for a long time, I could never get it when I was younger and since my brother sold the PS2 in a moment of horrible judgement, I haven’t had the means to play it. BUT LIKE, IF THERE’S A GOOD WATER LEVEL IN IT THEN I AM VERY INTERESTED
Wolf: Water stages. WATER STAGES. Like, they’re always the worst goddamn things and no one has fun on them, they’re a chore that everyone trudges through and just hopes for the end. Which is lame, because I LOVE WATER and would like to see some cool water levels that don’t make me want to pull my hair out.
Yoshi: I technically already answered this, but it turns out my idea for a spinoff is actually a game that exists….? So you know what, Birdo. Let’s give Birdo the weirdest damn spinoff ever, and you shoot eggs at all the haters and try and become America’s Next Top Model or something.
Mario: If we’re talking series, Legend of Zelda. I know they get pretty formulaic, but I love them. And Wind Waker is my favorite in the series, and one of my favorite games of all time.
Kirby: I’m going to go with Ammy/Okami for this. I would get to PAINT SHIT and it would turn REAL and I would get FLOWERS BEHIND ME? I think that would encourage me to run more, truthfully. Sign me up.
_______________________________Soldier writing letters “home”"Dear Samantha,I wish I was back with you sometimes. War is hell, and it never slows down for a second. But then I remember that you wouldn’t let me wear my uniform in the house, so you can go back to hippie school.”"Dear Bobby,You will not believe the waste that private Scout produces! One empty can of Bonk! could feed a battalion of 46, and he just crumples and tosses them away! I’m going to whip him into shape. Don’t call the cops, this time it’s legal. Kind of.”"Dear Harriet,I don’t know where that underground railroad of yours is, but God speed.”"Dear Margo,Teleporting bread turned out to be a bad idea apparently. I don’t get why, but it made Engineer and Medic angry. Medic has a weird accent. I think he might be from one of the Dakotas. Investigation to follow.”Spy looked through the letters, rolling his eyes. Soldier had in fact postmarked each one to go home, but dozens upon dozens of letters were addressed to people that Spy was fairly certain didn’t exist, or were dead. He stopped at one letter of interest, brow furrowing as he read the contents."Dear Dad,I think I might be getting better. Having friends is really helping. My writing is getting better, too. I promise I’ll be better in time for Christmas this year.”Spy paused, reluctantly putting the letters in the mail. He knew that Soldier’s immediate family had all died years ago. He just lacked the heart to try and stop Soldier from writing home.
*CLUTCHES CHEST AND GASPS FOR AIR*
That’s pretty much the plot to half of Bowser’s Inside Story. Bowser is dethroned so you get to run around as him punching everything in sight.
WAIT IS THAT REALLY THE GAME I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PLAY AS MARIO IN BOWSER’S STOMACH OR SOMETHING, SIGN ME UP FOR THE SMASHIN’
Yoshi: Bowser. Does Bowser have a spinoff game yet? Like, all about Bowser? Or even Bowser junior. I would love to run around as either of them just being a little shit and then like, maybe the plot kicks in and you’re dethroned as the “big bad” and you have to go out and reclaim your horrible title. That’s a game I’d like to play.
Wario: Most of the main cast in Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. With the exception of Amiti and Sveta, who actually got some character development, everyone else was flatter than a floor mat.
Metaknight: How the fuck did Zoras evolve into Ritos, what is your explanation for this
OKAY I HAVE THREE MORE ASKS IN MY BOX BUT MY ROOM IS WAY TOO HOT TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW, I’LL ANSWER THEM LATER
yeah the gts is trash haha. when i filled out my dex i found it MUCH easier to just post offers, they get snapped up in minutes
Dude, It really is. Like I must’ve accidentally released my ledyba months ago and just wanted to trade for a ledian ‘cause I was sleepy, and everyone wants a goddamn Deoxys or something. Thanks bro I’ll go catch that right away
HM, currently I’ve been griping over the GTS in Pokemon Y because some of the search tools make it kinda worthless. Like, if I’m trying to trade and get a Sawk for my Throh, which shouldn’t be too hard, it’s annoying seeing that the only thing up for trade for these otherwise unimpressive pokemon are only legendaries. Like, I sometimes wish that you could only request Legendary pokemon if you had a rare pokemon up for trade or a shiny or something. ALSO, whenever I see pokemon that can only be traded for something like a level 10 Articuno. That’s actually probably more annoying, because you can’t get something like that unless you hack, which Nintendo is very against. Why do you allow people to ask these things, why