demandeauspyblu:

askcosplaysniper:

demandeauspyblu:

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Oh, but you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

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Ack!

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Deep breaths, pal. 

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So is dat da way we’re gonna play, huh?

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It would appear so. Why, you seem to be having some trouble there. Here, let’s continue and I shall make it worse for you, oui?

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

QuestionNow, thanks to you guys, I can't picture Scout not liking some stuff from Edgar Allan Poe, Henry James, Philaréte Chasles, etc. Answer

Yes! I’m liking this Scout a lot - I’ll bet he turns off the lights at night and reads them by flashlight because it’s more exciting that way. ‘v’

QuestionName two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem Answer

Oh! Um, I think I have a good work ethic, and I think I’m pretty good at imitating voices? It always makes me really happy when I learn a new accent or voice, I feel like a human parrot. ‘v’ 

I have been eating cheese, wheat and wheat by-products for the past month and let me tell ya at this point I think I’d rather be eating snakes

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon having a tickle fight with your previous icon..

Ah yes, Sniper and a tea cup. That will end well.

uberchain:

krunkidile:

I really like uberchain’s Lady Snips-and-Snipes and Demoguy-With-the-Dual-Eyes buddy cop OC characters, so I made this. In my headcannon, they’re working to bring down a clown mafia.

THE LEVEL OF JOHN WOO BADASSERY

SO GOOD

MAN THIS IS COOL

QuestionHeadcanon: Scout wasn't very good in school, and usually didn't try very hard. But he would try in English and actually felt bad when he couldn't finish his homework, because he got books, and even though he would never admit that he LIKED the school issued books (because gawd, what a nerd), he kept them really close to his heart because they let him imagine he wasn't in a poor-ass family with a missing father. It always made him sad that eventually, he had to return them. Answer

theoldaeroplane:

teafortteu:

theoldaeroplane:

LOUD YELLING

i enjoyed immensely the fact that scout referenced HP lovecraft in the halloween update—obviously it was more of a joke on valve’s part than anything but if you extrapolate that it actually says some really weird things about Scout, because nobody knew who lovecraft was until the 80-90’s or so. how the HELL do you know who hp lovecraft is, scout. what dark circles do you dabble in.

Oh man, I totally forgot about the Lovecraft reference! Man, what a freakin’ nerd, that’s so cute. 

This delinquent kid gets in fights and becomes a mercenary and talks about how he’s from the tough side of town all the time, but then after work he holes up in his room and geeks out over Lovecraft. He hears someone MENTION the word “Eldritch” and his eyes light up with excitement before going “Huh? I mean, it’s not like I’m in to that, jeez,” while on the inside he’s DYING to talk to someone about it.

THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING zigraves WROTE IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE TF2 SHORTS

THAT WAS A GOOD SHORT A+

QuestionHeadcanon: Scout wasn't very good in school, and usually didn't try very hard. But he would try in English and actually felt bad when he couldn't finish his homework, because he got books, and even though he would never admit that he LIKED the school issued books (because gawd, what a nerd), he kept them really close to his heart because they let him imagine he wasn't in a poor-ass family with a missing father. It always made him sad that eventually, he had to return them. Answer

theoldaeroplane:

LOUD YELLING

i enjoyed immensely the fact that scout referenced HP lovecraft in the halloween update—obviously it was more of a joke on valve’s part than anything but if you extrapolate that it actually says some really weird things about Scout, because nobody knew who lovecraft was until the 80-90’s or so. how the HELL do you know who hp lovecraft is, scout. what dark circles do you dabble in.

Oh man, I totally forgot about the Lovecraft reference! Man, what a freakin’ nerd, that’s so cute. 

This delinquent kid gets in fights and becomes a mercenary and talks about how he’s from the tough side of town all the time, but then after work he holes up in his room and geeks out over Lovecraft. He hears someone MENTION the word “Eldritch” and his eyes light up with excitement before going “Huh? I mean, it’s not like I’m in to that, jeez,” while on the inside he’s DYING to talk to someone about it.

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QuestionIdeal woman? Answer

demandeauspyblu:

I like the type who can kick my ass. What can I say? To be dominated by a lady would be my pleasure.

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Is that so~?